Frederica wrote:I wonder if critics believe one should never, ever, ever have FUN at movies? Does Denby really think that for thirty years, people went to their local Bijou solely to be whacked over the head with Great Arte of Critical Importance?
Feh. I'm gonna watch Thor again.
There was a period in the 1980s when Ursula K. LeGuin lost her way as a writer and I almost gave up reading her stuff for a few years. One of the things she wrote which kept me going was some movie reviewing. In it she wondered if critics ever watched a movie in a theater in which their shoes stuck to the floor from all the semi-dried soda.
There are some screening rooms that critics get to see movies in occasionally in New York City. I've been in them a couple of times when my cousin, who used to review movies, took me along. You get to sit on a couch or a very comfortably upholstered chair, look at a pristine print with a superior sound system with half a dozen of the elite around you. Surely that affects your perception. So must the realization that you have to find a few cogent words to write on the subject of this latest movie, whether it be ALBERT NOBB or THE ARTIST or TRANSFORMERS 3 or THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE, to run the gamut from ridiculous to ridiculous. I've contributed some reviews to the IMDB, but I don't unless I think I have some insight to the movie. To be in a situation where you must dredge up something willy-nilly must lead you to say the most ridiculous trash on occasion. The knowledge that someone thinks your opinion is worth paying a salary for must surely make you delusional about the validity of what you are saying. If THE NEW YORKER offered any of us a few thousand dollars and a byline for an article, no matter how little we knew about the subject, who here would turn them down?
However, that doesn't mean that critics say much of any value to anyone who has spent any time watching movies with some intelligence and assiduity. I can't begin to count the number of times I've come across reviews that start with the assumption that so-and-so is a great film maker, so this must be a great film.... when that's nonsense. When I went to see THE ARTIST I hoped for a good movie because these were the people who turned out some funny spoofs of 1960s spy movies. I had a great time, not because it's a work of sublime genius, but because it was a highly competent effort that hit all of my buttons. If they had decided to a Henry James novel, I wouldn't have bothered. I very pleased that THE ARTIST turned out to be a financial success on top of it.... but we all know that the fifty megabucks they have done worldwide won't even begin to cover the costs of a major motion picture. I suggest we stop talking about a revival of the 1920s style of moviemaking and stop being continually astonished at the cluelessness of the critics and continue to air our own, far better educated opinions of the sort of films we like to talk about here. We know that some of the people here won't care for slapstick comedies and others won't care for the suffering-in-mink soaper and others can't stand the B horse opera. But that's ok.
Bob
When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
-- Mark Twain